Learn Chinese in FIVE minutes - GoFuckYourself.com

MakeMeGrrrrowl · 01-21-2003, 10:32 AM

Learn Chinese in 5 minutes...(You MUST read them out loud)

1) That's not right ......................... Sum Ting Wong
2) Are you harboring a fugitive?............. Hu Yu Hai Ding
3) See me ASAP................................ Kum Hia Nao
4) Stupid Man ................................ Dum Fuk
5) Small Horse ............................... Tai Ni Po Ni
6) Did you go to the beach? .................. Wai Yu So Tan
7) I bumped into a coffee table .............. Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni
8) I think you need a face lift .............. Chin Tu Fat
9) It's very dark in here .................... Wao So Dim
10) I thought you were on a diet ............. Wai Yu Mun Ching
11) This is a tow away zone .................. No Pah King
12) Our meeting is scheduled for next week ... Wai Yu Kum Nao
13) Staying out of sight ..................... Lei Ying Lo
14) He's cleaning his automobile ............. Wa Shing Ka
15) Your body odor is offensive .............. Yu Stin Ki Pu
16) Great...................Fa Kin Su Pah

Cheshire · 01-21-2003, 10:35 AM

I took Chinese for three years, and can't remember a lick of it.

For some reason the above I understand

MonkeyMan · 01-21-2003, 10:38 AM

Fa Ni

KRL · 01-21-2003, 10:39 AM

goBigtime · 01-21-2003, 10:49 AM

Like oh my god ======== Wa ta fuk

JamesK · 01-21-2003, 10:53 AM

Go Fuck Yourself - G oFa kY 00r salf

Basher · 01-21-2003, 10:54 AM

I went out with a chinese girl once she was called whay tu young

pixelminx · 01-21-2003, 10:57 AM

wo ai ni

goBigtime · 01-21-2003, 10:59 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by pixelminx
wo ai ni

wah ta fuk?

What part of china are you from?

Kris · 01-21-2003, 11:04 AM

this is classic!

marcu5 · 01-21-2003, 12:40 PM

Seks Si!

pixelminx · 01-21-2003, 12:43 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by goBigtime

wah ta fuk?

What part of china are you from?

'wo ai ni' means 'i love you' in chinese. I'm not asian.

Sheshe, nihao ma!

Dildozer · 01-21-2003, 12:45 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Wildcard
Go Fuck Yourself - G oFa kY 00r salf

more like:

Adult webmaster board = Go Fa Kiu Sè

flyingco · 01-21-2003, 12:51 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by goBigtime

wah ta fuk?

What part of china are you from?

And where the fuck in china are you then? Hahahaha

-Nato

asuna · 01-21-2003, 01:08 PM

nice, funny as hell

theone · 01-21-2003, 01:11 PM

how do i say Yo Momma!!

LiveDose · 01-21-2003, 01:18 PM

kum of sum yung guy

pixelminx · 01-21-2003, 01:19 PM

GFY = sum dim guy zu

MakeMeGrrrrowl · 01-21-2003, 01:50 PM

lol glad you guys liked it! After getting kicked by a horse today...I was glad to have something to laugh at!

01-21-2003, 10:32 AM	#1
MakeMeGrrrrowl Grrrrrrrrr Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Dreamland Posts: 4,984	Learn Chinese in FIVE minutes Learn Chinese in 5 minutes...(You MUST read them out loud) 1) That's not right ......................... Sum Ting Wong 2) Are you harboring a fugitive?............. Hu Yu Hai Ding 3) See me ASAP................................ Kum Hia Nao 4) Stupid Man ................................ Dum Fuk 5) Small Horse ............................... Tai Ni Po Ni 6) Did you go to the beach? .................. Wai Yu So Tan 7) I bumped into a coffee table .............. Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni 8) I think you need a face lift .............. Chin Tu Fat 9) It's very dark in here .................... Wao So Dim 10) I thought you were on a diet ............. Wai Yu Mun Ching 11) This is a tow away zone .................. No Pah King 12) Our meeting is scheduled for next week ... Wai Yu Kum Nao 13) Staying out of sight ..................... Lei Ying Lo 14) He's cleaning his automobile ............. Wa Shing Ka 15) Your body odor is offensive .............. Yu Stin Ki Pu 16) Great...................Fa Kin Su Pah

01-21-2003, 10:35 AM	#2
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01-21-2003, 01:50 PM	#19
MakeMeGrrrrowl Grrrrrrrrr Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Dreamland Posts: 4,984	lol glad you guys liked it! After getting kicked by a horse today...I was glad to have something to laugh at!