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RedShoe · 01-21-2003, 02:30 PM

Hey all... Does anyone know of a girl living in the Los Angeles area (more specifically, the valley) that would want to be a host for some CollegeFuckFest parties?

She needs to be good with a camera.
Have a keen eye.
Witty.
Must be willing to flash and/or tease the viewers.
Good looks are a plus.
Must know how to get girls to open up and join the fun.

We're looking for a "life of the party" type of girl that can also, be a fly on the wall (at times).

Also... must know when to party.. and when to work.

Contact me on ICQ: 114683191

Cheshire · 01-21-2003, 02:33 PM

Start recruiting in the strip clubs.

Write off lap dances as research.

Spunky · 01-21-2003, 02:35 PM

Just let me put on some makeup

RedShoe · 01-21-2003, 02:36 PM

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Originally posted by Cheshire
Start recruiting in the strip clubs.

Write off lap dances as research.

Wanna job?

Cheshire · 01-21-2003, 02:37 PM

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Originally posted by RedShoe
Wanna job?

I have one, but thanks.

EscortBiz · 01-21-2003, 02:37 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Cheshire
Start recruiting in the strip clubs.

Write off lap dances as research.

Your dad must of beena Jewish Accountant

RedShoe · 01-21-2003, 02:39 PM

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Originally posted by Cheshire
I have one, but thanks.

What do you do? That's the eternal question. People ask me all the time in the streets where I live, "What does Cheshire REALLY do?"

My reply is always the same, "I dunno."

Whatever it is you or the girl claiming to be you does, this would be less work, for more pay.

Alky · 01-21-2003, 02:41 PM

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Originally posted by RedShoe
or the girl claiming to be you

hehe

Mutt · 01-21-2003, 02:41 PM

why don't you just use a porn chick? some of them could handle the job.

RedShoe · 01-21-2003, 02:45 PM

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Originally posted by Mutt
why don't you just use a porn chick? some of them could handle the job.

Porn chicks, (although pretty) are about as reliable as (a certain un-named host)... (no offense)

"some" could handle the job, yes... but most cannot. I aint got time to weed thru ALL the ones that can't.

Cheshire · 01-21-2003, 02:47 PM

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Originally posted by RedShoe
What do you do? That's the eternal question. People ask me all the time in the streets where I live, "What does Cheshire REALLY do?"

My reply is always the same, "I dunno."

Whatever it is you or the girl claiming to be you does, this would be less work, for more pay.

I'm the 'Head Writer', and Lensman is very good to me.

RedShoe · 01-21-2003, 03:07 PM

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Originally posted by Cheshire
I'm the 'Head Writer', and Lensman is very good to me.

I think "CFF Party Host" has a better ring to it.

Cheshire · 01-21-2003, 03:13 PM

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Originally posted by RedShoe
less work, for more pay.

I dare you to put that in writing... er, you know what I mean.

RedShoe · 01-21-2003, 03:18 PM

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Originally posted by Cheshire
I'm the 'Head Writer', and Lensman is very good to me.

But I thought you were treated well.
(edit) I wouldn't want to ruin a good thing.

RedShoe · 01-21-2003, 04:09 PM

still looking...

boneprone · 01-21-2003, 04:22 PM

we could put dank in a wig if you think that will work.

01-21-2003, 02:30 PM	#1
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01-21-2003, 04:22 PM	#16
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