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ADL Colin · 10-13-2002, 07:22 AM

Why America is in a better position than The Rome Empire.

1. Better accounting. Have you ever tried even simple math with Roman numerals?

2. Better transportation system. "All roads lead to Rome". Well, thats a good idea except every damned damn barbarian tribe in Europe was able to follow them straight to the Capital. Damned Vandals and Visigoths!"

3. Better language. Have you ever tried learning Latin?

4. The economy, stupid! The Roman economy declined because of a glut of cheap foreign togas and chariots.

5. You ARE aware that Caesar's Palace has been moved to Las Vegas. Correct?

10-13-2002, 07:22 AM
ADL Colin Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Tube Titans, USA Posts: 11,929	Why America is in a better position than The Rome Empire. 1. Better accounting. Have you ever tried even simple math with Roman numerals? 2. Better transportation system. "All roads lead to Rome". Well, thats a good idea except every damned damn barbarian tribe in Europe was able to follow them straight to the Capital. Damned Vandals and Visigoths!" 3. Better language. Have you ever tried learning Latin? 4. The economy, stupid! The Roman economy declined because of a glut of cheap foreign togas and chariots. 5. You ARE aware that Caesar's Palace has been moved to Las Vegas. Correct? __________________ Adult Date Link - $50 PPS starting NOW! -- good and JUICY! skype = "adultdatelink" Last edited by ADL Colin; 10-13-2002 at 07:24 AM..