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I was at a bar about a year or so ago, and people kept coming out of the bathroom laughing and acting like they just saw Jesus taking a leak. Come to find out it was all over a turd this guy had left. I figure damn, I gotta see this. I figured it would be good, but I was not prepared for what I was about to see.
It looked like this guy had dropped a subway sandwhich in the toilet. the length was impressive and the girth was just absurd. I jumped a tiny bit when I saw it. How a human anus could have ever birthed this small child was beyond me. I left like I had seen others leave. Astounded. I almost felt like congratulating this guy and buying him all his drinks for the night. There was no way the toilet was gonna eat this masterpiece. I felt like throwing roses all around it and charging admission. I pity the cleaning lady that night.
I still think about it. My girlfriend even went in and looked. And was amazed.
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