my cock is so big:
i dont have to wait for automatic doors, my cock sets them off before i even get there.
think i am afraid of heights? nuh uh, my giant penile area will support me like a large set of stilts.
i dont wait in line, the line is created behind my huge cock.
my cock is so big it gets mistaken for a telescope.
the last time i went to a shoe store i was asked "what size are you sir" i replied 14" mam.
i am soooo much cooler, have such a bigger cock, and fuck way hotter bitches then anyone on GFY. i would PAY any of you losers to prove me wrong, (and i dont want to see the tranny looking girls at the club you pic up)
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