testpie

Well i can't say i wasn't warned - the hosting was dirt cheap and i've obviously not heeded the advice people here have given of "stay the fuck away from DreamHost".

Nevertheless, here i am with DreamHost, and at first i wasn't too bothered - slow page load times aren't that bad when i consider i paid fuck all for the hosting. What is bad, and that has me swearing like a mother fucker, is that fucking DreamHost won't let me use URLs in any of the PHP copy/file functions (e.g. copy(), file(), fopen() etc.) and my attempt at making both a fsocketopen() and curl() version have failed - making 550'd files that i can't use, and now for super happy fun time, nor can i fucking delete.

And what do DreamHost's support make of all this? Well i would tell you, but the fuckers won't respond.

Anybody here happen to be a DreamHost rep?

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