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Originally Posted by Cristie
you will become a superman!!!
UAW!
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I resent the implication that I'm not already a superman! I am capable of many inhuman feats. This one time, I ate four pieces of toast, and then had a cup of coffee. I'd like to see you find someone who can top that miraculous effort of human endurance! Another time, I opened a letter
using only the raw strength of my bare hands. Yeah, that's right. Feel the power, baby.