Originally Posted by Harrison Richard

The surfer is thinking, "Check all the fucking boxes and hit the button, where's the porn????"

There's no way Joe Jackoff with 18 viruses and 62 adware programs has suddenly figured out that YOU are trying to fuck him as hard as you possibly can.

He's used to putting something in a cart, taking it to a register, staring at the cashier's tits, paying the bill, and going home.

But after he leaves YOUR store he ends up with 3 times the cash missing from his pocket. I don't care if it's "standard" practice, just don't try to defend it with a straight face homeslice.