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crockett · 05-23-2006, 05:26 PM

Well I just had a moment of truth.. I had my bird flu emergency plan all worked out until I ran into a little glitch. See I figured I'd borrow this nice big sail boat docked at the marina down the street and head off to some tropical island for a few months.

Figured I'd pick up a few babes and some coronas and spend a nice little vacation on some deserted tropical island. Great plan right?

Well I just thought about the fucking birds.. they are going to fly to my island and kinda screw up my fun. I'm going to have to remember to bring a scarecrow.

05-23-2006, 05:26 PM
crockett in a van by the river Industry Role: Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 76,806	Well I just had a moment of truth.. I had my bird flu emergency plan all worked out until I ran into a little glitch. See I figured I'd borrow this nice big sail boat docked at the marina down the street and head off to some tropical island for a few months. Figured I'd pick up a few babes and some coronas and spend a nice little vacation on some deserted tropical island. Great plan right? Well I just thought about the fucking birds.. they are going to fly to my island and kinda screw up my fun. I'm going to have to remember to bring a scarecrow. __________________ In November, you can vote for America's next president or its first dictator.