Originally Posted by sonofsam

okay buddy, you know in reality you're going to go lie in your bed

call a sex line
and then be like "....do we have to have phone sex.... can we just talk?"

and the girls gonna be like "you probably have a small penis"

then you're going to start fighting with her... and realizing the longer you fight that the more money you're putting in the pocket of the person you're trying to hurt.. and then you're going to get even more mad and keep yelling at her... at the same time kicking yourself in the ass for staying on the phone

long story short - you're going to end up with a 300 dollar phone bill, and you will wake up to some fucked up junky in your room rubbing mustard all over himself while playing a banjo.