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my sundaynight story by pdizzle fo rizzle
my dogs got out.. been gone all day long.. I knew they would come back since they do this often enough.
they will usually come back limping, or all scratched up
ticks, fleas, god knows whatelse in the insect world eating at them
cuts, stickers, barbwire marks all down thier backs from getting through fenses on the farms here.
now this is a new one, and a very unpleasant one. SKUNK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
my whole house smells like skunk piss. my dogs, my bed everything.. the air is all skunk. not skunk weed, but skunk piss.
and to top it all offf? hahah i love this part.
i am fighting with ym GF and she is asleep, so i let the dogs in our room and closed the door as i sleep on the couch tonight. that room might end up killing her or choking her todeath..
in all honesty tho.... can skunk smell kill someone? make them throwup? hurt her in anyways? cause I dont want to hurt her, just want to seriously piss her off.
haha
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