Originally Posted by punkworld

Women are definitely crazier than men. Some examples:


Ask a man, "want a beer?", and he'll give any of the following answers:
A: Yes.
B: Yeah.
C: Sure.
D: Hell yeah.

Ask a woman "want a beer?", and she may answer:
A: Yes.
B: No.
C: *glare* You know I'm on a diet! You insensitive bastard! *cries*
D: ...so, anyway, I was talking to Cyndie at work, and she told me she's now dating David, remember, that guy who used to be married to Mary? She's such a slut, btw, and a bad dresser too, always wearing those slutty clothes. What? You don't agree? You've been looking at her, haven't you! You cheating bastard! *cries*


Another example. When an woman asks her male partner "wanna fuck?", he'll give any of the following answers:
A: Yes.
B: Yeah.
C: Sure.
D: Hell yeah.

When a man asks his female partner "wanna fuck?", the answer can be any of the following:
A: I love it when you talk dirty...
B: *glare* *slap* You insensitive bastard!
C: I have a headache, you insensitive bastard.
D: Why are you so eager all of a sudden? Are you trying to hide something? You're cheating on me, aren't you! With that slut Mary, I just knew it! You cheating bastard! *cries*


Clearly, women are crazy.