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Originally Posted by psili
I think people, as a whole, are pretty crazy.
The only way two people can mesh is because both can put up with each other's bullshit / craziness / whatever. So if you're in a relationship, the only reason is because both of you can put up with each other's insanity.
However, I think women are pretty fucked up in the head. As I look back over all my relationships, including my current one... yes... women are fucked in the head. At 30, though, I have a lot more patience. ;)
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Women are definitely crazier than men. Some examples:
Ask a man, "want a beer?", and he'll give any of the following answers:
A: Yes.
B: Yeah.
C: Sure.
D: Hell yeah.
Ask a woman "want a beer?", and she may answer:
A: Yes.
B: No.
C: *glare* You know I'm on a diet! You insensitive bastard! *cries*
D: ...so, anyway, I was talking to Cyndie at work, and she told me she's now dating David, remember, that guy who used to be married to Mary? She's such a slut, btw, and a bad dresser too, always wearing those slutty clothes. What? You don't agree? You've been looking at her, haven't you! You cheating bastard! *cries*
Another example. When an woman asks her male partner "wanna fuck?", he'll give any of the following answers:
A: Yes.
B: Yeah.
C: Sure.
D: Hell yeah.
When a man asks his female partner "wanna fuck?", the answer can be any of the following:
A: I love it when you talk dirty...
B: *glare* *slap* You insensitive bastard!
C: I have a headache, you insensitive bastard.
D: Why are you so eager all of a sudden? Are you trying to hide something? You're cheating on me, aren't you! With that slut Mary, I just knew it! You cheating bastard! *cries*
Clearly, women are crazy.