What the fuck is wrong with you? You're having serious personal problems and you send her expensive colorful vegetation!
I guarantee she shook her head and thought "he just doesn't get it"
Roses/flowers should be for NO reason, except it's a Tuesday and you are great!
"The number 24 always meant something to the both of us." This unmanly thinking helped you get in this mess.
Cowboy-Up ... that she might notice as a positive change.
