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during sex.... start knocking on his door and start asking questions
"hey fred..... i cant find the mayo... and i wanna make a sandwich... wheres the mayo man? have you seen it? ... fred..... hey fred.... fred can you hear me?.... yo fred... what are you doing in there.... hey fred.... fred wheres the mayo man... wheres the fucking mayo man!?.... FRED.... FRED WHERES THE FUCKING MAYO..."
then start violently pelvis thrusting his door till the hinges fall off and the door comes down...
then they will scramble to put clothes on , or get under the blanket...
then calmly ask.... "do you know where the mayo is? i want to make a sandwich"
hope this helped... let me know how it goes
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