Originally Posted by CuriousToyBoy

We have studied the Bacon training regime for "Footloose", the Travolta scheme for "Saturday Night Fever" and Michael Jackson;s lead up for "Beat It".

Consequently, Kieran will be on a strict diet of egg whites, rhubarb and Single Malt Scotch Whisky.

His daily training regimen will include yoga, Tai-Bo, excessive masturbation and sprint training of running through local trailer parks screaming "WHITE TRASH" at the top of his lungs.

We remain quietly confident.