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Originally Posted by FlogTheLog
Hell yeah i have been .. .. .. and guess what !!! Lindsay got back to Australia last night and i will go into training with him first thing in the morning..
He will be putting me into all types of training modes..
start with a 10km Run on the beach ..
Then 5km swim in the beach..
Then 25km Bike Ride...
Then 6 Hours Dance Training..
He will spend as much money on this as needs to be spend.. i Belive he is flying in some guy from the UK to help train me..
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We have studied the Bacon training regime for "Footloose", the Travolta scheme for "Saturday Night Fever" and Michael Jackson;s lead up for "Beat It".
Consequently, Kieran will be on a strict diet of egg whites, rhubarb and Single Malt Scotch Whisky.
His daily training regimen will include yoga, Tai-Bo, excessive masturbation and sprint training of running through local trailer parks screaming "WHITE TRASH" at the top of his lungs.
We remain quietly confident.
