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use4d · 05-19-2006, 12:20 PM

I'VE BEEN EMAILING THE PRESS WITH THIS NEWS ALL WEEK!!!! AND NOTHING!!!! THIS IS SERIOUS, YOU GUYS HELP!!!!!

MADONNA KIDNAPPED LOURDES! BRAD PITT MURDERED DRU SOJDIN

YOU REPORTERS HAVE TO REPORT THIS!!!! THESE PEOPLE HAVE TO BE PUT

IN JAIL!!!! DO NOT IGNORE THIS TRUTH!!!!

--

THE WITCH KNOWN AS "MADONNA"

All that can be said is this is a very violent witch!
Look out for her in the spirit planes! Her crimes there
are numerous, but she and a group of "arch-witches"
plan to perform the darkest of magic:

TO STEAL THE PHYSICAL BODIES OF UNSUSPECTING HUMAN WOMEN!

Every human woman is being cautioned now to watch their
dreams for witches, for that is where they work from!

Madonna's activities:

SPIRITUAL RAPE OF HUMANS, MURDER, KIDNAPPING
(SHE IS NOT THE MOTHER OF "LOURDES")
GRAND LARCENY, TORTURE, ANIMAL TORTURE (in other words:
HAS SEX WITH ANIMALS!!!! ) ETC. Lourdes was kidnapped because
she has spiritual POWER!

To know more, say this prayer:

"FATHER, I ASK YOU FOR THE TRUTH:
[ Did MADONNA steal Lourdes ? ]
I ASK YOU THIS, IN THE NAME OF JESUS CHRIST. AMEN".

You then go to sleep and GOD will reply in the form of a dream that night.

Witches are also directed to steal children!
Whenever you hear a child is kidnapped or "missing",
Just ask GOD for the Truth, and He will tell you WHERE
that Child is, in the form of a dream! Like so:

"FATHER, I ASK YOU FOR THE TRUTH:
[ Where is [ insert name of missing child here ] ? ]
I ASK YOU THIS, IN THE NAME OF JESUS CHRIST. AMEN".

You then go to sleep and GOD will reply in the form of a dream that night.

This should ease the mind of every parent!
--

THE VAMPIRE KNOWN AS "Brad Pitt"

This one's spiritual "escapades" goes on and on.
One particularly heinous crime is the murder of Dru Sjodin.

Say this prayer:

"FATHER, I ASK YOU FOR THE TRUTH:
[ Did Brad Pitt, murder Dru Sjodin ? ]
I ASK YOU THIS, IN THE NAME OF JESUS CHRIST. AMEN".

You then go to sleep and GOD will reply in the form of a dream that night.

What IS a Vampire?

A vampire is a demon. It is of class: "dead spirit".
They are nocturnal - "they come out at night"; and they do
absorb power - spiritually! Human women are to understand
what vampires are, in case they "run into one", because
vampires want to run into them! Why? They believe human
women are naive, gullible and would believe they are "human men".

Anyway...

Vampire activity is getting out of control in the spirit planes.
They use to follow a strict CODE: destroy things that are already "dead",
that is: basically their job is: "Decompose dead matter", but the vampires
today are so careless, they want to date human women - just to destroy
them - SLOWLY - And how do they do that?

A vampire is spiritually composed of MAGGOTS - In this reality their "fluids"
(I do not need to elaborate what bodily fluids are), appears "normal"
(like a human male's bodily fluids), but every human woman is doing a
background check, using their dreaming, on everything they "take into
themselves"; TO MAKE SURE IT IS HUMAN?!?

Anyway...

If a human woman ingests, in anyway, the fluids of a vampire, that
fluid is "liquid corruption" or "DRANO FOR YOUR PHYSICAL BODY".
The corruption can be stopped if and only if the human woman uses The
Kingdom of Heaven, find a human man and immediately INGEST his
fluids. Why? The fluid of a human man is FIRE! It will burn
away the corruption and heal a human woman FROM within.

Girls, to find a human man, if you have run into a vampire,
please say this prayer:

"FATHER, I ASK YOU FOR THE TRUTH:
[ Where is my SOUL MATE ? ]
I ASK YOU THIS, IN THE NAME OF JESUS CHRIST. AMEN".

You then go to sleep and GOD will reply in the form of a dream that night.

05-19-2006, 12:20 PM
use4d Registered User Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 17	Madonna Kidnapped Lourdes! Brad Pitt Murdered Dru Sojdin I'VE BEEN EMAILING THE PRESS WITH THIS NEWS ALL WEEK!!!! AND NOTHING!!!! THIS IS SERIOUS, YOU GUYS HELP!!!!! MADONNA KIDNAPPED LOURDES! BRAD PITT MURDERED DRU SOJDIN YOU REPORTERS HAVE TO REPORT THIS!!!! THESE PEOPLE HAVE TO BE PUT IN JAIL!!!! DO NOT IGNORE THIS TRUTH!!!! -- THE WITCH KNOWN AS "MADONNA" All that can be said is this is a very violent witch! Look out for her in the spirit planes! Her crimes there are numerous, but she and a group of "arch-witches" plan to perform the darkest of magic: TO STEAL THE PHYSICAL BODIES OF UNSUSPECTING HUMAN WOMEN! Every human woman is being cautioned now to watch their dreams for witches, for that is where they work from! Madonna's activities: SPIRITUAL RAPE OF HUMANS, MURDER, KIDNAPPING (SHE IS NOT THE MOTHER OF "LOURDES") GRAND LARCENY, TORTURE, ANIMAL TORTURE (in other words: HAS SEX WITH ANIMALS!!!! ) ETC. Lourdes was kidnapped because she has spiritual POWER! To know more, say this prayer: "FATHER, I ASK YOU FOR THE TRUTH: [ Did MADONNA steal Lourdes ? ] I ASK YOU THIS, IN THE NAME OF JESUS CHRIST. AMEN". You then go to sleep and GOD will reply in the form of a dream that night. Witches are also directed to steal children! Whenever you hear a child is kidnapped or "missing", Just ask GOD for the Truth, and He will tell you WHERE that Child is, in the form of a dream! Like so: "FATHER, I ASK YOU FOR THE TRUTH: [ Where is [ insert name of missing child here ] ? ] I ASK YOU THIS, IN THE NAME OF JESUS CHRIST. AMEN". You then go to sleep and GOD will reply in the form of a dream that night. This should ease the mind of every parent! -- THE VAMPIRE KNOWN AS "Brad Pitt" This one's spiritual "escapades" goes on and on. One particularly heinous crime is the murder of Dru Sjodin. Say this prayer: "FATHER, I ASK YOU FOR THE TRUTH: [ Did Brad Pitt, murder Dru Sjodin ? ] I ASK YOU THIS, IN THE NAME OF JESUS CHRIST. AMEN". You then go to sleep and GOD will reply in the form of a dream that night. What IS a Vampire? A vampire is a demon. It is of class: "dead spirit". They are nocturnal - "they come out at night"; and they do absorb power - spiritually! Human women are to understand what vampires are, in case they "run into one", because vampires want to run into them! Why? They believe human women are naive, gullible and would believe they are "human men". Anyway... Vampire activity is getting out of control in the spirit planes. They use to follow a strict CODE: destroy things that are already "dead", that is: basically their job is: "Decompose dead matter", but the vampires today are so careless, they want to date human women - just to destroy them - SLOWLY - And how do they do that? A vampire is spiritually composed of MAGGOTS - In this reality their "fluids" (I do not need to elaborate what bodily fluids are), appears "normal" (like a human male's bodily fluids), but every human woman is doing a background check, using their dreaming, on everything they "take into themselves"; TO MAKE SURE IT IS HUMAN?!? Anyway... If a human woman ingests, in anyway, the fluids of a vampire, that fluid is "liquid corruption" or "DRANO FOR YOUR PHYSICAL BODY". The corruption can be stopped if and only if the human woman uses The Kingdom of Heaven, find a human man and immediately INGEST his fluids. Why? The fluid of a human man is FIRE! It will burn away the corruption and heal a human woman FROM within. Girls, to find a human man, if you have run into a vampire, please say this prayer: "FATHER, I ASK YOU FOR THE TRUTH: [ Where is my SOUL MATE ? ] I ASK YOU THIS, IN THE NAME OF JESUS CHRIST. AMEN". You then go to sleep and GOD will reply in the form of a dream that night.