Originally Posted by Quagmire

its a movie folks. BASED on a real story doesn't mean the real deal was anything even remotely like it. Its like thinking Schindler's List or any other WW2 'based on a real story' movie stuck to the way it actually went down. They died, its fucking tragic.

1) remove head from ass
2) take a few deep breaths

I assure you, this two step program will help you all feel better.