Originally Posted by Antonio

all the other kids at that age used to play soccer 24/7, the only sport I ever liked was basketball, but one day they needed 1 kid for one of the teams and call me to fill in

Now here I am, playing soccer and I can't play at all, but I hate loosing too, and since they put me to play as a deffender, I simply kicked every kid that tried to go pass me with the ball

Moral of the story: if someone's better than you, kick him in the ankle