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Well, this one time, some friends of mine and myself decided to take a hike down to the creek and fart around one afternoon. This one guy Donny looked a bit like Ronald McDonald and had like size 13 feet, even at that age. There he was clomping along, with the rest of us slightly behind him, when I spotted a huge coiled up dog turd just ahead on the sidewalk.
Sure enough, Donny was headed right for it, and instead of warning him I tapped my buddy on the arm and wispered "check it out" and nodded in Donny's direction.
**SQUOMPHHHH***
He stepped right in it... and I do mean it was a fucking HUGE turd, like the size of a pie. Must have been a St. Bernard that dropped that fucker, and we watched as it oozed up either size of Donny's running shoe and nearly covered his foot.
Fuck that was funny.
We laughed.
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