I bought myself a bike... it's something i've always wanted.. but never got because whatever disposable income i had went into my sites.. but i said fuck it, it's time to treat myself to something or i'd go insane

suzuki gsxr 600
mines the 06 on the left... and my friends 05 on the right
weirdest thing happened last night too.... i parked the bike in a parking lot and was taking a break - hydrating and streching and shit... and a 35 year old lady WITH A BABY in her arms tried to pick me up.... at first i thought it was just a mom making friendly conversation... then she was like "that's a hot bike.. i bet you have no problem picking up girls with this thing huh? not that you would need a bike to pick up a lot of girls...." and then she started standing RIGHT beside me...
talk about fucking awkward... i did a little slow spin getaway maneuver and made up a reason to leave...
(Disclaimer: If she wasn't a fat beast - i'd be all over her like white on rice)