Pleasurepays

The thing I'm the most frightened about is that every time Punkworld utters or writes a statement that supports factionalism -- even indirectly -- it sends a message that university professors must conform their theses and conclusions to Punkworld's psychotic prejudices if they want to publish papers and advance their careers. I honestly insist we mustn't let him make such statements, partly because he will simply continue to cause distress to people he doesn't know, has never seen, and who have done him no harm whatsoever, but primarily because to get even the simplest message into the consciousness of baleful losers, it has to be repeated at least 50 times. Now, I don't want to insult your intelligence by telling you the following 50 times, but his reinterpretations of historic events are a mere cavil, a mere scarecrow, one of the last shifts of a desperate and dying cause. We must fix our sights on the distant future, when we will have finally cleared away the spiritual and physical debris of the Punkworld era. Don't make the mistake of thinking otherwise. Punkworld does, and that's why I want to thank him for his snow jobs. They give me an excellent opportunity to illustrate just how rapacious Punkworld can be. I do not propose a supernatural solution to the problems we're having with him. Instead, I propose a practical, realistic, down-to-earth approach that requires only that I address the continued social injustice shown by tyrannical, tactless fiends. If I withheld my feelings on this matter, I'd be no less prissy than Punkworld.

Let's understand one fundamental fact: I myself have to wonder where he got the idea that it is my view that black is white and night is day. This sits hard with me, because it is simply not true, and I've never written anything to imply that it is. I'm not writing this letter for your entertainment. I'm not even writing it for your education. I'm writing it for our very survival. As a consistently mortified observer of Punkworld's warnings, I can't help but want to dispense justice.

Punkworld shouldn't encourage a deadly acceptance of intolerance. That's just plain common sense. Of course, the people who appreciate his jibes are those who eagerly root up common sense, prominently hold it out, and decry it as poison with astonishing alacrity. Perhaps he received his information (or rather, misinformation) from late-night television programs and "B" movies.

Predatory megalomaniacs are sharply focused on an immediate goal: to pooh-pooh the reams of solid evidence pointing to the existence and operation of a slatternly coterie of Marxism. In order to empower the oppressed to control their own lives, we must enable adversaries to meet each other and establish direct personal bonds which contradict the stereotypes they rely upon to power their phlegmatic solutions. And that's just the first step. Remember, if Punkworld continues to dump effluent into creeks, lakes, streams, and rivers, crime will escalate as schools deteriorate, corruption increases, and quality of life plummets. I repeat: He claims that Fabianism is the key to world peace. That claim illustrates a serious reasoning fallacy, one that is pandemic in his tirades. Then again, today, we might have let Punkworld squeeze every last drop of blood from our overworked, overtaxed bodies. Tomorrow, we won't. Instead, we will renew those institutions of civil society -- like families, schools, churches, and civic groups -- that anneal discourse with honesty, clear thinking, and a sense of moral good. The "facts" he has often stated contain some serious distortions. Some are blatant; others are subtle. One of the most unregenerate is his discussion of self-absorbed saboteurs.

It seems to me that Punkworld is both heartless and rotten. Now there's a dangerous combination if I've ever seen one. He wants to conduct business in a patronizing, choleric way. Personally, I don't want that. Personally, I prefer freedom. If you also prefer freedom, then you should be working with me to ring the bells of truth. I predict that in a lustrum or two, people will generally agree that he is not above the law. This is a prediction that will not be true in all cases, but it is expected to become more common as time passes. Lastly, for those who read this letter, I hope you take it to heart and pass this message on to others.