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Old 05-13-2006, 09:53 AM  
StuartD
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Originally Posted by WarChild
You drive a Saturn back and fourth to work. Your complete and total lack of life experience with women, coupled with no self confidence made you ohave to settle for the first girl that would give you the time of day. That's okay though in this case, because she obviously settled too.

You have no heart and when the going gets rough you come to GFY crying about killing yourself. Even in this you lacked the courage to follow through.

It's all okay now though, you're riding the high life in your head from a simple act of procration, something even dogs can do if you don't get them fixed.

Congrats buddy, knocking up an ugly, something the rest of us spend our lives trying NOT to do has made you the man now, Stuart.
hahaha... somehow I just knew you'd jump in. Man, so predictable... I am still very flattered that you have such an interest in my life, even though you still continue to get it so wrong.

Ok, let's start... yes, a Saturn. We gave up the SUV because it just wasn't needed. Before that I had a mustang. Again, not really needed.. and really bad for car seats.

Complete lack of experience with women would be true... I mean, I had a few girlfriends, a few one night stands.... but I wasn't a slut. I didn't sleep with girls every night.... so by your standards, I guess maybe I lack experience.

Yes, I settled on the first girl that I had known for over 12 years and grown to love completely. We were best friends for so long, that I just found her one day and she settled for me.

Yes, I have no heart... and since hte going got so rough that I was making more money than most people I knew, and could buy anything I wanted, and worked for myself and had nothing better to do than sit on my balcony at my beach avenue apartment in downtown Vancouver... it was so rough, that I was completely bored with life and wanted to kill myself. I admit that.

Now I had a simple act of procreation (which is only one step above your slutty "experience with women" reference that you first made... I am way happier, having tons of friends around, lots of family, a house I own, I am constantly hanging with people and I have way more fun than I ever have.... yes, that was all it took. Of course, having the baby was after all that other stuff, but who's keeping track?

And yeah... she's really ugly, just like how you said before that you never bashed her when I called you out for attacking her as opposed to me.

keep up will ya. If you're going to trail me all over the place, at least keep better notes.

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