http://tobey.cracked.com/2005/12/blu...ritten_for.php
Oh, this book is sooooo fucking funny and gross it will just slay you. It's by Dennis DiClaudio. Read the reviews. I haven't seen a book get this many stars in years. it's called:
"The Hypochondriac's Pocket Guide to Horrible Diseases You Probably Already Have"
If you don't have this book, get it. If you see it in a store DO NOT read it there or they will have to carry you out of the store in a straitjacket.