LOL....those are some good jokes. My contirbution:
Little Jonny walks in on his mother while she was in the shower. Inquisitively, Jonny asks his Mother "What is That?", pointing at her privates.
Not knowing what to say to her youngster she replied, "That's where an elf hit me with an axe."
Jonny replied, "Got you right in the hahahaha, huh?"
