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I was blue and lonely,
I couldnhahaha8217;t sleep a wink
And I could only get unconscious
If Ihahaha8217;d had to much to drink
There was somehow, something wrong somewhere,
And each day seemed grey and dead
The seeds of desperation
Were growing in my head
I needed inspiration,
A brand new start in life,
Somewhere to place affection,
But I didnhahaha8217;t want a wife
And then by lucky chance I saw
In a special magazine
An ad that was unusual,
The like Ihahaha8217;d never seen,
hahaha8217;experience something different
With our new imported toy,
Shehahaha8217;s loving, warm, inflatible
And a guarantee of joyhahaha8217;
She came all wrapped in cardboard,
All pink and shrivelled down
A breath of air was all she needed
To make her lose that frown
I took her to the bedroom
And pumped her with some life,
And later in a moment
That girl became my wife
And so I sit her in the corner
And sometimes stroke her hair
And when Ihahaha8217;m feeling naughty
I blow her up with air
Shehahaha8217;s cuddly and shehahaha8217;s bouncy,
Shehahaha8217;s like a rubber ball,
I bounce her in the kitchen
And I bounce her in the hall
And now my life is different
Since sally came my way
I wake up in the morning
And have her on a tray
Shehahaha8217;s everything they say she was
And I wear a permanent grin,
And I only have to worry
In case my girl wears thin
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