TheFLY

vistext[0] = 'Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.'
vistext[1] = 'Cover me. I´m changing lanes.'
vistext[2] = 'The gene pool could use a little chlorine.'
vistext[3] = 'It IS as bad as you think, and they ARE out to get you.'
vistext[4] = 'Friends don´t let Friends drive Naked.'
vistext[5] = 'Warning: Dates in the calendar are closer than they appear.'
vistext[6] = 'We are born naked, wet, and hungry. Things go downhill from there.'
vistext[7] = 'He who laughs last thinks slowest.'
vistext[8] = 'Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.'
vistext[9] = 'Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies.'
vistext[10] = 'Very funny, Scotty. Now beam down my clothes.'
vistext[11] = 'Consciousness: that annoying time between naps.'
vistext[12] = 'We are Microsoft. Resistance Is Futile. You Will Be Assimilated.'
vistext[13] = 'Puritanism: The haunting fear that someone, somewhere may be happy.'
vistext[14] = 'I love cats.. They taste just like chicken.'
vistext[15] = 'Women. Can´t live with them, can´t kill them.'
vistext[16] = 'Mr Lavemang!! Tjaba!!'
vistext[17] = 'A mind is a terrible thing to taste'
vistext[18] = 'I don´t suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.'
vistext[19] = 'Toto, I don´t think we´re in DOS anymore...'

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