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Old 10-08-2002, 11:15 PM  
Paul Markham
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Why did man invent kitchens?
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Give her somewhere to go after I fucked her.


Why did God give women long legs?
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Have you seen the mess a snail leaves?

How do Blondes turn off the lights after sex?
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They close the car door.
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