*** BABY RECIPE ***:
Baby Parmesan
8 Sicilian babies
Cabbage
Two pounds skinned Tomatoes
Six red onions
Gobs of cheese
A dash of Parmesan
More babies
Dead sauce
Instructions:
Strangle babies with fish line.
Wash the Sicilian babies with the cabbage in a lettuce spinner.
Put into big black pot, w/ two pounds of skinned tomatoes
Sautee onions in tomato juice and more babies. And add to big black pot
Add ?dead sauce? and more babies
Take a break and spend some quality time with your wife and children
Put the babies in the oven with the cheese on top.
Stuff their mouths with butter
Bake at 400 degrees?55 degrees for each baby
Let sit for 20 minutes?three minutes for EACH baby
Sprinkle with more babies and serve with tomato dead sauce.
Serve on bed of tomorrow night's babies; eat with baby-leg chopsticks.
ENJOY!