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Originally posted by beerbust03
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Originally posted by MAGNET
THINGS YOU'LL NEVER HEAR A MAN SAY -I wrote these myself!
1. You know, I'm worried about you, do you want to talk for awhile. You know, go over some issues of our relationship that have been bothering you.
2. After SEX......."Let's hold each other and cuddle and ponder this moment, shall we?
3. I love working from home sweetie, it gives us both time to really work on the relationship more, and bring us closer together.
4. I'm back from the store. I got your sanitary napkins, tampons, Super right? And I also got you some Godiva Chocolate for that time of the month. Oh and I almost forgot here's your Cosmo honey.
5. I'm not having the guy's over on Sunday for football, I thought we could relax and fool around a bit. This will be our night.
6. My friend's think your beautiful honey. They say I'm a lucky guy to have found such a sweet girl like you.
7. What girl? No she has nothing on you honey. Your the Cat's Meow!
8. Tell me more about your exboyfriends and how they made you cum more than me.
9. Valentine's Day (7:00a.m.) Happy Valentine's Day sweetie. Oh, here are your gifts. I hope you like it. (The gift is a Tennis Bracelet from Macy's)
Jaw Drops!
10. Honey Friend's is on and Rachel's Pregnant!
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I usually say #3 but then my G/F tells me ? yea right? all that porn makes you horny and you want some..?
