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That's my old buddy STEVE!
Me and Steve used to hang out a lot in our college days. I sort of lost touch with him, then I ran into him/her on the street not too long ago. I did a double-take, then said "Steve?...is that you??"
he says "yes, it's me dude."
I was floored.
We got to talking, and I asked him/her what was the most painful part of becoming a female. I asked "Was it when they did the boobs for you?"
Steve replied "That was painful afterwards, yeah.... but no, that wasn't the most painful part"
I says "Oh, then it must have been when they did that freaky operation where they turn your dick inside-out and put in a pussy for you, right??"
Steve says "That hurt too after the surgery, but no, that wasn't the MOST painful thing."
I says "well, what's left? What did they do to you Steve??"
He says "those things hurt all right, but the thing that hurt the MOST was when they drilled that little hole in the back of my head and sucked out half my brain"
<font size=-2>(I am so dead)</font>
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