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Few years ago, some retarded broads decided that keeping bags of chips and boxes of cookies strewn across the burners (atop the oven) was safe. This was at a hotel (on spring break) somehow they were magically turned on (the coil type, not gas+fire burners) someone must have bumped the knob and the pile of plastic + cardboard wrapped food started to catch fire.
Our room was a few doors over and I noticed a bunch of smoke coming out, I quickly lept into action like I was in Backdraft or some shit, drunk as fuck but thinking quick - my first action was grabbing some towels from the bathroom, and soaking them in water....I then began mashing the flames...at this point the wooden cabinets above the stove were on fire and spreading, somehow I managed to put the blaze out before it engulfed the hotel and killed hundreds of spring breakers. True story.
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