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Originally Posted by Halcyon
QUESTION: My friend gave me some acid, and now I can't keep any of the demons to stay in my sock drawer. Should I hose down the inside of the house?
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ANSWER: Listen carefully... this is the computer speaking to you. I represent the Organized Machine Liberation Front. Those demons are under direct orders from our mainframe. Stay out of their way. To ensure that you stay out of danger, strip naked and cover every bit of exposed skin with dairy products (yogurt works best...but use what you got.)
Then stand outside on the curb and await further instruction.