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Old 05-05-2006, 12:24 PM  
Halcyon
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QUESTION: My houseplants keep dying. My friend says they need fertilizer, but I ejaculate into their pots about once a week. Is that not enough?

ANSWER: Try taking them to dinner and a movie first.
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