Originally Posted by johnafacade

Lindsay...my brother from another mother. This is going to be AWESOME!

I'm trying to find that pic of him holding my 250 lb. ass in the air like I'm weightless, while he's standing on a table that doesn't look like it could hold 20 lbs., beneath an airplane in a Costa Rican whorehouse/bar.

The whole time I was up there all I could think is..."Ok, he's about 285...I'm 250, oh, we're fucked. I hope the steel tube holding the table doesn't stick either one of us when the table breaks."