AH fuck it, I'll do number 2 really quick.....
2. Isn't it time you waxed your ass and your back?
I have been getting my back waxed for about 15 years.
I HATE hairy backs. It's just my thing.
Memories of that very first time still, and without fail, cause me to quiver and break out into cold sweats.
It fucking hurt.
A lot.
An awful lot.
But those days are far behind me, shit, I fall asleep more often than not these days when I get it done, I shit you not.
So why not my ass ?
I did it once, many, many years ago, at the insistence on my then wife.
Have you ever tried to sit on a chair while the itch of the hair growing back on your backside drives you ever and ever closer to a psychopathic episode ?
NEVER again.
Bitch
