1. Everyone wants to know, as there are lots of rhumors - are you straight, gay or bi?
Kevin Spacey has been quoted as saying
"I am not heterosexual, I am not homosexual, I am just sexual."
I have been called everything from "the gayest straight man I have ever known" to "the straightest acting fag I've met mate". Shit, even CJ (Purve.com), who I have the pleasure of sharing the Penthouse with, calls me "her gay roommate".
Just because I matched my bed linen with the towels and mats in the ensuite bathroom ? Hardly fair.....
Oh, and then their are the complementary bedside lamps.......
Seriously? I am not gay. Kieran (FlogTheLog) who works for me is gay (he's not, standing GFY joke that one.... I started it !!). Trisexual is a cliche, and I'm not trisexual anyway. I am not bi-sexual, although there have been a couple of times where bits have touched during sexual carryings on, it doesn't do it for me.
Fundamentally I am a WHAMWASH...
White Heterosexual Australian Male With A Sense Of Humor
I say to many gay friends, in and out of the industry,
"Buddy, you are a lovely guy and a beautiful person, but unfortunately I have this incredible love of breasts and incredible dislike of penises, so if you want to go and get a nice boob job, get the gear and tackle lopped off, we could probably have a wonderful life together."
I say to many straight friends, again in and out of the industry,
"Listen here pal, if I ever decide to come out of the closet, you haven't got a fucking choice, so just get over it."
Many of you reading this would have heard me say either or both. Probably WAY too many times.
The real story is I am so comfortable with who I am I really don't care. I can kiss a guy (and there is recent GFY evidence to prove that), I can hug everyone (if I like them, I NEVER hug someone I don't like) and can be physically emotionally expressive out the ying yang because I seriouslyu do not give a fuck.
I have been in and out of the sex industry for nearly 25 years, this internet thing just being a different iteration. I started driving escorts to jobs before I had a drivers licence, I've bounced in, managed and owend strip clubs and brothels, I've shot porn on BOTH sides of the camera, and I still have an interest in Brisbane's biggest Swingers Club (
http://www.mikesplace.com.au).
SO don;t call me gay or call me straight.
Call me Lindsay.
