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Old 10-06-2002, 09:37 AM  
Sunshine McGillicutty
So Fucking Banned
 
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: California
Posts: 475
:stop Joint announcement: CCBill, IBill and Epoch merge to form SatanBill

Tired of 3rd party billing companies who profit by agreeing to conceal new Visa regulations for as long as possible? Too fucking bad. We're tired of having to hide our thinly veiled contempt for you too.

As SatanBill, our new motto is: "Why hide it?"

If you still have any doubts about the matter, let us put it to you clearly: We loathe you, your children, your business, and the fithy whore who shit you into this world.

Naturally, this fresh new honesty has some implications. Firstly, our terms and conditions have become much simpler:

New Terms and Conditions:

1. We will do whatever we want, and you will like it.

2. For these services, you will pay us $750 + $350/yr.. this time around. Maybe we'll change it next time, maybe we won't. You'll just have to wait and see, wont you, you miserable wretch?

3. Who's your daddy, bitch? Satan bill is. Remember it, and all will be well.

Secondly, there has been alot of speculation flying around regarding the fact we waited until the last minute to spring the new Visa reg's on you. Some people are saying we did it for profit, so you wouldn't have time to dump us for other billing solutions. This is not true. We did it because we can, bitch.

In closing,

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