GAWD DAMN I get more of these "Chase Bank Account" phishing scams than anything else anymore. Wtf? If I didn't fall for it the first couple of times, it probably means that:
1. I'm not that stewpid
or
2. I don't even have a god damn Chase Bank Account
Fuck You.
WTF you gotta send me that shit two dozen times a day for?
ok i feel better now. thank you gfy.