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A guy gets shipwrecked on a small deserted island with none other than Jessica Alba. At first they're both terrified, but eventually pull together to gather food, build shelter, etc. He finds her to be a bit stuck up at first, but after a few weeks, she lets her guard down and becomes friendly. They are, after all, stranded alone together.
As the months pass, nature begins to take its course; they're lonely and they have no one else. One night it happens. And from that point forward, with little else to do on the island, they have sex on a continuous basis. Morning, afternoon, evening: sex, sex, sex, and more sex--every position he could dream of and some he had never heard of. He finds that she really cannot get enough. She's an animal.
After about a year of this, Jessica comes to him and says, "You know, we've been doing this for some time now, and I just wanted to ask you today: Is there anything else I can possibly do for you?"
After considering it, the man says, "Sure. Here put on all my clothes." She does so, a bit confused.
"Okay," she says.
"Go ahead and pull the hat down over your eyes," he tells her, "nice and low, like a man wears it." She does so.
"Now," the man says, "Can you talk to me in a low voice, real low and gruff?"
"Is this okay?" she asks. "Do I sound like a man?"
"Perfect," the man says. Then he leans over, taps her on the shoulder and says:
"Dude, you'll never believe this, but I'm banging Jessica Alba!"
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