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There's a guy with a Doberman Pinscher and a guy with a Chihuahua. The guy with the Doberman says to the Chihuahua guy, "Let's go over to that restaurant and get something to eat." The guy with the Chihuahua says, "We can't go in there. We've got dogs with us."
The guy with the Doberman says, "Just follow my lead." They walk over to the restaurant, he puts on a pair of dark glasses, and starts to walk in. The doorman says, "Sorry, no pets allowed." The Doberman guy says, "You don't understand. This is my guide dog." The doorman says, "A Doberman Pinscher?" "Yes, they're using them now, they're very good."...."OK, come on in."
The guy with the Chihuahua figures, "What the heck," so he puts on a pair of shades and starts to walk in. The doorman again says, "Sorry, pal, no pets allowed." The Chihuahua guy says
"You don't understand. This is my guide dog." "What, a bleeding Chihuahua?"
The guy says, "You mean the bastards gave me a Chihuahua?"
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