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Yucky Smurf · 04-28-2006, 06:07 AM

I was 7 years old.

Half the day was spent fanatsize about sticking it in the teachers mouth, the other half was spent on devising a plan on sending all the hot chicks into the back cubby room so i can have my way with them.

Bored with the everyday academics of 2nd grade, i chose to piss my time away in class.

To my suprise 1 day, a shiny brand new tandy 1000 computer popped up on the teachers desk.

Making dos programs scrolling a' and b's up and down the screen replaced the thoughts of wild coatroom orgies and licking in between the teachers thighs.

Shorty after , the black and white dots became colorful, And when i got caught by my 5th grad teacher testing my program of a female animated charactor sucking cock..... Thats when i realized the power of the box.

The box could do amazing things. Command it .......,SO that it is written, so that it shall be done.

Staring into the eyes of the 5th grade teacher through the monitors reflection....I knew i would succeed in sticking it in her mouth. And I did.

I did it that same very day, and continued to do it everyday after school till it got boring.

I decided to take the fall ,winter,spring off. Most of my days were spent playing pac man at the cornor laundry matt.

One day while walking around the school property enjoying the spring air, I hear my name being called from high above. It was my teacher. She was hanging in the teachers lounge and just happened to be looking out the window . " WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN FOR THE PAST 5 MONTHS" she shouted.

"I had a broken leg..and im just walking around for therapy" i said as i started to limp away.
I couldnt limp away fast enough when i felt her hand on my shoulder . She told me she knew I was lying, That she would have to report and call my mother.

Since she didnt want people knowing she sucked my dick 17 times, and that shes been busy fucking the school principle in her car behind the school , I was allowed to ghost the rest of the school year and passed with flying colors.

The box you sit in front of has incredible power. In my youth, I used it to get my teacher to suck my cock lol.
It brings life to 1's and 0's that ultimatly sways and controls people.

Seeing a smily laughing will in turn make you smile and laugh.

It can make people horny, sad, happy, feel wanted...it can make you rich...it can make you poor....can make you smart...can make u dumb.
Point is, Anyone who uses a p.c., no matter what kind....Has the ability to control people.

Current technology isnt as new as you think it is. What we have today is left over garbage from the late 40's and 50's Thats being recycled into society to control people and direct vast sums of cash into a single entities pocket. The so called Net bust of the 90's wasnt a bust at all. It never busted. You were all led to believe that by media owners when they realized that the internet was a fierce untamed beast that was gobbling up their control hold on society.
Look around, Big Media owners are losing serious power and influence. The newspaper is nothing more than trash. Your printed newspaper : As far as news...Worthless. No longer does it influence people. No Power = no money.

Since the so called NET BUST scam didnt work......They came up with a new scam to purposely lead people to the net. THE NET HAS REAL NEWS THAT THE BIG NEWSPAPERS DO NOT REPORT! GO TO THE NET...RUN !RUN!!!!!!!!

And here we are today. No one watches t.v anymore. No one listens to radio any more.
Everyone runs to the net for everything. News, entertainment, communications.

" Granny lives in cali and uses aol to chat with her daughter in ny because its cheaper than a phone call"

WHy the fuck am I going to kill my eyes and fingers to chat with a family member who lives across the country when i can call them for free on my phone that has long distance service FOR FREE?

See the pattern of being herded?

A current bill introduced into congress will, if passed ( and it looks like it will )
make you pay to access certain websites. So if you hear about joe shmoe's website that gives you free info on how to fix your car without getting fucked at the mechanic and you want to access it....SORRY ACCESS DENIED. PLEASE CALL YOUR ISP AND SUBSCRIBE TO THIS WEBSITE.

Using television as an example:

A .Without having to pay for any service, I am able to watch channel 2,4,5,7,9,11,13,

B .If I pay for cable / satellite, im able to recieve those same channels and a zillion others...local, domestic, and international.

C. If I buy a F.T.A. ( free air to dish ) Im able to recieve a large number of channels domestic and international .

websites are nothing more than channels.

You can compare the internet as A, and C.

They are turning it into B.

What catagory will your website be herded in?

Will you be lucky enough to have your site bought out by a ISP?

Stop bickering about xxx domains and porn regulations and start thinking like an ENTREPRENUER

04-28-2006, 06:07 AM
Yucky Smurf Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 165	Hmmmmmmmmmmm I was 7 years old. Half the day was spent fanatsize about sticking it in the teachers mouth, the other half was spent on devising a plan on sending all the hot chicks into the back cubby room so i can have my way with them. Bored with the everyday academics of 2nd grade, i chose to piss my time away in class. To my suprise 1 day, a shiny brand new tandy 1000 computer popped up on the teachers desk. Making dos programs scrolling a' and b's up and down the screen replaced the thoughts of wild coatroom orgies and licking in between the teachers thighs. Shorty after , the black and white dots became colorful, And when i got caught by my 5th grad teacher testing my program of a female animated charactor sucking cock..... Thats when i realized the power of the box. The box could do amazing things. Command it .......,SO that it is written, so that it shall be done. Staring into the eyes of the 5th grade teacher through the monitors reflection....I knew i would succeed in sticking it in her mouth. And I did. I did it that same very day, and continued to do it everyday after school till it got boring. I decided to take the fall ,winter,spring off. Most of my days were spent playing pac man at the cornor laundry matt. One day while walking around the school property enjoying the spring air, I hear my name being called from high above. It was my teacher. She was hanging in the teachers lounge and just happened to be looking out the window . " WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN FOR THE PAST 5 MONTHS" she shouted. "I had a broken leg..and im just walking around for therapy" i said as i started to limp away. I couldnt limp away fast enough when i felt her hand on my shoulder . She told me she knew I was lying, That she would have to report and call my mother. Since she didnt want people knowing she sucked my dick 17 times, and that shes been busy fucking the school principle in her car behind the school , I was allowed to ghost the rest of the school year and passed with flying colors. The box you sit in front of has incredible power. In my youth, I used it to get my teacher to suck my cock lol. It brings life to 1's and 0's that ultimatly sways and controls people. Seeing a smily laughing will in turn make you smile and laugh. It can make people horny, sad, happy, feel wanted...it can make you rich...it can make you poor....can make you smart...can make u dumb. Point is, Anyone who uses a p.c., no matter what kind....Has the ability to control people. Current technology isnt as new as you think it is. What we have today is left over garbage from the late 40's and 50's Thats being recycled into society to control people and direct vast sums of cash into a single entities pocket. The so called Net bust of the 90's wasnt a bust at all. It never busted. You were all led to believe that by media owners when they realized that the internet was a fierce untamed beast that was gobbling up their control hold on society. Look around, Big Media owners are losing serious power and influence. The newspaper is nothing more than trash. Your printed newspaper : As far as news...Worthless. No longer does it influence people. No Power = no money. Since the so called NET BUST scam didnt work......They came up with a new scam to purposely lead people to the net. THE NET HAS REAL NEWS THAT THE BIG NEWSPAPERS DO NOT REPORT! GO TO THE NET...RUN !RUN!!!!!!!! And here we are today. No one watches t.v anymore. No one listens to radio any more. Everyone runs to the net for everything. News, entertainment, communications. " Granny lives in cali and uses aol to chat with her daughter in ny because its cheaper than a phone call" WHy the fuck am I going to kill my eyes and fingers to chat with a family member who lives across the country when i can call them for free on my phone that has long distance service FOR FREE? See the pattern of being herded? A current bill introduced into congress will, if passed ( and it looks like it will ) make you pay to access certain websites. So if you hear about joe shmoe's website that gives you free info on how to fix your car without getting fucked at the mechanic and you want to access it....SORRY ACCESS DENIED. PLEASE CALL YOUR ISP AND SUBSCRIBE TO THIS WEBSITE. Using television as an example: A .Without having to pay for any service, I am able to watch channel 2,4,5,7,9,11,13, B .If I pay for cable / satellite, im able to recieve those same channels and a zillion others...local, domestic, and international. C. If I buy a F.T.A. ( free air to dish ) Im able to recieve a large number of channels domestic and international . websites are nothing more than channels. You can compare the internet as A, and C. They are turning it into B. What catagory will your website be herded in? Will you be lucky enough to have your site bought out by a ISP? Stop bickering about xxx domains and porn regulations and start thinking like an ENTREPRENUER __________________ Waiting to get banned icq 222-675-966 Last edited by Yucky Smurf; 04-28-2006 at 06:09 AM..