Originally Posted by BradM

I can see how this conversation went:

Fucked up parents: No, we believe children need to be exposed to the worlds truths as young as possible. Look at war, look at violence. Why not sex?
Halcyon: Wow, I never looked at it that way before. So they can look, when are they allowed to... uh... touch?
Fucked parents: When they are 18 of course.
Halcyon: Of course. Can I offer you some acid before I fuck my girlfriend in front of your child?