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Beer farts will not be banned.
However, if you plan to continue to issue beer farts from your nether-regions, you must pay PETA $750 for a "Clean Air Regulation" number (based on the OEABF - odor effect of your average beer fart) which can then be used to track your beer farts.
Should your OEABF go above the established smell percentage, your PETA license to beer fart may be revoked and/or you may be required to pay a fine of $5000 per fart.
Should you try to approach GreenPeace to get around this new PETA beer fart regulation, your ability to beer fart anywhere will be permanently revoked.
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