Impress Your Date With These Secret Items Not On Any Menu
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In-N-Out Burgers is a West Coast institution. And one of the keys to their success has been keeping it simple. There are only four food items on the In-N-Out menu: Hamburger, Cheeseburger, Double-Double and French Fries.
In-N-Out compliments the food with the standard array of Coca-Cola beverages and three shakes: chocolate, vanilla and strawberry. And that?s the menu in its entirety?
receipt_tn.jpg?or at least that?s what they want you to think. The truth of the matter is that there is an extensive ?secret menu? available for those in the know. In fact, the secret items actually outnumber the items legitimately on the menu.
This isn?t just stuff made up by bored employees. If you order a Flying Dutchman, ?Flying Dutchman? prints out on your receipt. It?s in the computer.
There is lots of information out there on the Internet about the secret menu, but no one seems to have gotten it all, and a lot of what is out there is just plain wrong. Nothing is more embarrassing than ordering a secret item that doesn?t exist.
So, through dilligent research, we have managed to produce what we believe is the definitive guide to the In-N-Out secret menu.
2×4 Burger

2x4 Burger
Tester: Josef
Description: A ?2×4hahaha8243; is a burger with two beef patties and four slices of cheese. You can also order a ?3×3,? a ?4×2hahaha8243; or any other meat/cheese combo your little heart desires. Rumors of a ?100×100hahaha8243; are widespread and thus far unproven. We?d love to see a photo, though.
Comment: The 2×4 was humongous, but great.
3-by-Meat Burger

3-by-Meat Burger
Tester: John
Description: Three beef patties, no cheese. You can pretty much order ?any number?-by-Meat.
Comment: Triple the meat, triple the pleasure. Do you want your colon blocked but don?t want to wait for years and years for it to happen? Well, In-N-Out has the burger for you. I miss my cheese.
?Animal Style? Burger

Animal Style Burger
Tester: Patti
Description: Mustard-cooked beef patty, additional pickles, extra secret sauce with grilled onions.
Comment: I love this burger. Best if ordered without tomato. It has lots of oniony, cheesy, goodness with ?special sauce? to boot. (No one ever says that the sauce is just Thousand Island dressing.)
The Flying Dutchman

The Flying Dutchman
Tester: Steve
Description: 2 beef patties, 2 slices of cheese. That?s it. No lettuce. No onions. No bun. No nuthin?.
Comment: Two all-beef patties with cheese. What more can you say?
Grilled Cheese
Grilled Cheese

Tester: Rachel
Description: Cheeseburger without the ?burger.?
Comment: I always order the grilled cheese because I don?t eat beef and veggie burgers are boring. It isn?t as boring as a regular grilled cheese. The sauce makes it better.
?Protein Style? Burger
Protein Style Burger
Tester: Aaron
Description: Any burger you want wrapped in lettuce instead of that carbohydrate-laden bun.
Comment: It felt like it was missing something?oh yeah, the bun! The lettuce wrapping actually made it less messy, but I was still hungry afterward. Next time, I?ll try ?Animal Style.?
Veggie Burger
Veggie Burger
Tester: Chandra
Description: Hamburger with no burger and double tomatos.
Comment: Expected a ?veggie burger.? Got a bun with whole grilled onions*, sauce, lettuce and double tomato. Not bad, but rather overly simple for eating out. Won?t order it again. I?ll stick with my usual Grilled Cheese with grilled onions.
?Extra Toast?
Extra Toast
Tester: Shireen
Description: Leaves your bread on the grill a tad longer resulting in ?crispy buns,? which is not as dirty as it sounds. Can be ordered with any burger.
Comment: About the same. Maybe slightly crispier than normal ? but not much.
Fries: ?Animal Style?

Fries: Animal Style
Tester: Ian
Description: French fries with secret sauce, onions and cheese on top.
Comment: Excellent! I will definitely order these again. Mmmmm?cheesey, oniony goodness!
Fries: ?Light?
Fries: Light
Tester: Desiree
Description: French fries cooked a little less than normal.
Comment: My light fries were very good.
Fries: ?Well-Done?
Fries: Well Done
Tester: Patti
Description: French fries cooked a little longer than normal.
Comment: I couldn?t really tell the difference from these vs. the normal fries. Not very impressive. I don?t think I?d bother asking for well-done again.
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