Pensfan was put into a coma from a terrible accident involving colt 45 malt liquor, a nine iron, a can of crisco, and a bucket of tinker toys.
When he awoke from the coma he mumbled something about finding Jesus jumped up and ran out the hospital door, where he was hit by a truck dying instantly....
His body was creamated and used for fertilizer (always full of shit) at the Jerry Falwell home for wayward christians. May he rest in peace...
Or he could have just changed his name to the one, the only, BUCK NAKED and went to work for Adult.com
