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So I almost got arrested in a park
So I'm in the UK and not enjoying the beaurcratic nightmare. But hey, it's their rules. I'm just here to make a few screw films.
I took a friend to a park to do her a favour. I wasn't even trying to take pornographic photos. It was just a friend wearing a min skirt that wanted some tasteful sexy photos.
We didn't even get started because she sat down on a bench and took her jacket off. Well something called a "park caretaker" comes out and starts telling us we can't do that and to go into the privacy of our home to make those kind of photos. He then called the cops when we told him to fuck off.
There was absolutely NOTHING showing or profane at all. Hell, her legs were closed!
Now I've had girls on Hollywood blvd walking down the road in a thong and pasties over the nipples. And the cops stopped traffic and posed with the girl.
So to my American Friends....
Everytime you think your country is gone to the shit house with puritan values. Just remember that I have lived in europe since 2003 and europeans can be waaaaaaay bigger prudes and conservative arseholes than pastors at a promise keepers convention.
Compared to the rest of the world....
The United States is the greatest nation on earth.
With my beloved Canada a damn close 2nd.
(Get rid of Harper and Megaman it will be a tie for first.)
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