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Good Stuff hahaha8211; I have had several golden moments.
One my wife was in. My wife was in line at our bank with our 4-year old daughter. Our daughter was being rambunctious that day and in line at the bank. My wife tells our daughter, hahaha8220;If you do not settle down, or are not going to be allowed to spend the night at grandmahahaha8217;s tonight.hahaha8221; As quick as can be, our daughter yells out to my wife, hahaha8220;Ohahaha8217;yea hahaha8211; and if I do not get to spend the night with grandma, Ihahaha8217;m going to tell grandma I saw you kissing daddyhahaha8217;s pee-pee last night. My wife ran out of the bank when everyone in the bank busted out laughing.
Another fine moment, my wife had our son in the bathroom at her in Kings Island (local amusement park. He was five at the time; she could not leave him alone. While in the bathroom stall with my wife, my son starts yelling out, hahaha8220;THERE IS A STRING IN YOUR BUTT MOMMY.hahaha8221; The bathroom was full, the line was out the door. My son kept repeating over and over, MOMMY, THERE IS A STRING IN YOUR BUTT, LET ME PULL IT OUT FOR YOU MOMMY.hahaha8221; Everyone in the restroom was busting a gut laughing. My wife stayed in the restroom for about hahaha189; hour waiting for everyone that heard this left the building. Needless to say, I heard about it. That was the last time my son went in the restroom with my wife.
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