Okay Serge... for all of us newbs, let's hear it. Why are you such a great and wondrous icon of the adult Internet. Here's your shot to tell your story. I'm truly curious. No limits, if you wanna do a condensed version, great.... but feel free to tell us as much as you want.
I, for one am dying to hear it because I am a newb and I honestly don;t know the *Story of Serge*.... although I expect it is an impressive one.
Surely there is more to you than just being a stupid old washed up Netpond reject. So please.... tell us all about your great accomplishments and all the other wonderful things about "Serge" that we SHOULD know about.
Who knows.... maybe you'll convert me to a believer.
